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Jokes

A small collection of jokes, check back as this page is updated often.

Space Pens
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

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I'm not a big fan of yo' mamma jokes. but here are a couple I heard recently that made me chuckle:

A Few Yo' Mamma Jokes:
Yo' momma's so fat.
.I yelled 'Hey Kool-Aid!', and she busted through the wall.

Yo' momma's so poor.
.when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers!

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And now for something completely different:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'That is the ugliest baby that I've ever seen!'

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, furious. She says to a man next to her: 'The bus driver just insulted me!'

The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off – I'll hold your monkey for you.'

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